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jitterbugjive:

jestre:

jitterbugjive:

jestre:

thatkrunkkid:

unexcite:

having-wanderlust:

smoshtasticbro:

I tried to scroll over this..

we all tried…

its impossible to scroll over this

everyone
has
tried

I did Nazi that coming.

jestre why
*pap*

Some bad jokes come at a caust.

*PAP HARDER*

Wow…

jitterbugjive:

jestre:

jitterbugjive:

jestre:

thatkrunkkid:

unexcite:

having-wanderlust:

smoshtasticbro:

I tried to scroll over this..

we all tried…

its impossible to scroll over this

everyone

has

tried

I did Nazi that coming.

jestre why

*pap*

Some bad jokes come at a caust.

*PAP HARDER*

Wow…

holy-derp-kittens:

Jennifer Lawrence is amazing.

datcatwhatcameback:

glenn-griffon:

datsweetberrypunch:

shinta-girl-mod:

XD I´m a Penguin!!!

i wouldn’t put usa in the easy difficulty, i would make a special difficulty for usa.

USA is a random draw of all difficulties. If you’re rich, easy. If you’re poor, it be any of the others and if you live in the north Fuck it! I’m a penguin.

The US is the random option.

datcatwhatcameback:

glenn-griffon:

datsweetberrypunch:

shinta-girl-mod:

XD I´m a Penguin!!!

i wouldn’t put usa in the easy difficulty, i would make a special difficulty for usa.

USA is a random draw of all difficulties. If you’re rich, easy. If you’re poor, it be any of the others and if you live in the north Fuck it! I’m a penguin.

The US is the random option.

orangeflava:

buzzfeed:

This 13-year-old boy got suspended for wearing a Vera Bradley purse.  

……….what?

WTF?!?!?!?!

dandybound:

dandybound:

dandybound:

Currently,my mother,brother and I are trapped in a home with a abusive alcoholic asshole,if you’ve ever been around asshole like this you know what im talking about, Every night he comes in and tries to start a fight about something or ends up just throwing our things around or tries to set our animals free to spite us for not fighting him. He has attacked me and my mother a few times because we wouldnt stand up for his bullying. We do not sleep much anymore because his threats and we cant protect ourselves when we are asleep.
My mother has lymphodema and when she doesnt get deep sleep her legs get really bad. She hasnt slept much since we got her sometime early this year. Shes in pain constantly now because she cant sleep for more then a few hours out of fear something will happen and her legs are huge! I hate my mother being in pain and nothing I can do can ease her pain and recently my brother was put into the hospital for double pneumonia. My brother has never been sick a day in his life and the moment we got here every night my dad would go and tell my brother that my  brother was going to die. Every night he would sit there and tell him that. My brother has autism and has the mind of a 10 year old. With that much stress on him his immune system just gave in and he got terribly sick,but the moment he was away from my father he got better within a few weeks. Hes currently in another hospital getting physical therapy but I fear the day he will return to this house and have to deal with my father again.
I know this is asking alot, But if you guys could donate to help us out it would help alot! even a dollar helps! http://www.gofundme.com/4b3wjs and spread this around too! I dont want my brother to come back to this,i dont want my mother to die from not being able get proper sleep and let her condition get worse. I want to be able to sleep again at night as well. we just want our own place,a place we can call home,we can pay for everything its just the inital 4500 that is killing us because we do not have that much all at once.
To add,no we can not just rent someone,we have rented for years and have had many bad experiences with it and it never pays off in the end plus we can not fix up the home to our liking and they will make us get rid of our babies.,no we can not go to a shelter,my brother will be home soon and he will need a hospital bed and nurses to care for him (they will be provided by SSA or SSI i dont remember) and  we can not go to a family members house,the only family we have close lives in trailers and their own homes are falling apart and have no room even if we could come over and yes have called the police on him but they always let him back out for who knows what reasons he just gets finned and sent along his merry way to come back and be angrier.
The house we are trying to get is a 4 room,2 bathroom handicap accessible house,the bathrooms are huge and its perfect to help give my brothers showers since we need as much room as possible.the backyard is huge for our animals and its just a wonderful house.
Please help! http://www.gofundme.com/4b3wjs spread this around! donate! something! please everyone please!! I want my family safe and away from this psycho.
most of probly saw my post last night about him being angry that my brother is getting better. . i really do not want my brother to come back to this,i dont,. .. 

Update: So far we are 6.98% closer to our goal! but we still got a long way to go. Please help by donating and/or spreading this around! thank you everyone i love you!

Update: we are now up to 7.98% closer to our goal! Thank you to everyone who is re blogging and donating you guys are such sweeties! We still got a long way to go guys,but thank you all!!

I myself have no money to my name, so i’m helping spread this around. :)

dandybound:

dandybound:

dandybound:

Currently,my mother,brother and I are trapped in a home with a abusive alcoholic asshole,if you’ve ever been around asshole like this you know what im talking about, Every night he comes in and tries to start a fight about something or ends up just throwing our things around or tries to set our animals free to spite us for not fighting him. He has attacked me and my mother a few times because we wouldnt stand up for his bullying. We do not sleep much anymore because his threats and we cant protect ourselves when we are asleep.

My mother has lymphodema and when she doesnt get deep sleep her legs get really bad. She hasnt slept much since we got her sometime early this year. Shes in pain constantly now because she cant sleep for more then a few hours out of fear something will happen and her legs are huge! I hate my mother being in pain and nothing I can do can ease her pain and recently my brother was put into the hospital for double pneumonia. My brother has never been sick a day in his life and the moment we got here every night my dad would go and tell my brother that my  brother was going to die. Every night he would sit there and tell him that. My brother has autism and has the mind of a 10 year old. With that much stress on him his immune system just gave in and he got terribly sick,but the moment he was away from my father he got better within a few weeks. Hes currently in another hospital getting physical therapy but I fear the day he will return to this house and have to deal with my father again.

I know this is asking alot, But if you guys could donate to help us out it would help alot! even a dollar helps! http://www.gofundme.com/4b3wjs and spread this around too! I dont want my brother to come back to this,i dont want my mother to die from not being able get proper sleep and let her condition get worse. I want to be able to sleep again at night as well. we just want our own place,a place we can call home,we can pay for everything its just the inital 4500 that is killing us because we do not have that much all at once.

To add,no we can not just rent someone,we have rented for years and have had many bad experiences with it and it never pays off in the end plus we can not fix up the home to our liking and they will make us get rid of our babies.,no we can not go to a shelter,my brother will be home soon and he will need a hospital bed and nurses to care for him (they will be provided by SSA or SSI i dont remember) and  we can not go to a family members house,the only family we have close lives in trailers and their own homes are falling apart and have no room even if we could come over and yes have called the police on him but they always let him back out for who knows what reasons he just gets finned and sent along his merry way to come back and be angrier.

The house we are trying to get is a 4 room,2 bathroom handicap accessible house,the bathrooms are huge and its perfect to help give my brothers showers since we need as much room as possible.the backyard is huge for our animals and its just a wonderful house.

Please help! http://www.gofundme.com/4b3wjs spread this around! donate! something! please everyone please!! I want my family safe and away from this psycho.

most of probly saw my post last night about him being angry that my brother is getting better. . i really do not want my brother to come back to this,i dont,. .. 

Update: So far we are 6.98% closer to our goal! but we still got a long way to go. Please help by donating and/or spreading this around! thank you everyone i love you!

Update: we are now up to 7.98% closer to our goal! Thank you to everyone who is re blogging and donating you guys are such sweeties! We still got a long way to go guys,but thank you all!!

I myself have no money to my name, so i’m helping spread this around. :)

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Is it odd that I can look at the most random things and think of ponies???? O.O

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newjerseykannushi:

clit0saurus-rex:

emmerichbot:

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this is it, my greatest contribution to the internet

IM GOING TO PISS MY PANTS

I have found my theme song.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn’t have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, “I’m sorry, but you don’t have enough money to buy this doll.” Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ”Granny, are you sure I don’t have enough money?” The old lady replied: ”You know that you don’t have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.” Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. “It’s the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.” I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. “No, Santa Claus can’t bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.” His eyes were so sad while saying this. “My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.” My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: “I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.” Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me “I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won’t forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn’t have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.” Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. “Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?” “OK,” he said, “I hope I do have enough.” I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: “Thank you God for giving me enough money!” Then he looked at me and added, “I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!” “I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn’t dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.” “My mommy loves white roses.” A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn’t get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn’t stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Reblog this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

ask-anon-death:

rainbowdashling:

askthunderroller:

mrhidemon:

starshinehaste:

r0llerc0aster-ride:

there are tears running down my face.. like no joke. you have no heart if you just scroll past.

i’m just sobbing

I cant.. stop crying…

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Guys…. I….. *leaves room crying*

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awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

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twixie-answers:

Sorry for posting this. It’s just me to feel like if there’s something I can do to make a difference, then I’ll try.

Thank you!!!!